Curse Rips

So my dad dropped me off back home from Church, and he stayed to fix our door that he threatenly slammed a long time ago, he wore his favorite, all time favorite shirt, and all of a sudden I hear every bad mouth swear word in the dictionary! And my mom laughing her head off! The dang door ripped his whole entire shirt! And I asked what happened, he turns around and I nearly spat out my Diet Mountain Dew (Which by the way is in a totally rad/awesome NEW can! Gotta have my caffeine.) So I laughed...