The Battle For The Gardens....has only begun!

In these days not only does the big reality War of Iraq take place, but little do the people of the world know of the minor wars, in their very own neighborhood, more, more, more, more likely in their own backyards.

I have joined a team of a different military with strategists of a rare kind. The Nunvy, The Nuny, Air Nuns. Or in your days, The Navy, The Army, and the Air Force.

I am frankly only a Captain, but I am under the finest leadership the fruits and vegetables have ever seen, I'd like to present to you my High Commanding Officers:

General Sister Judith Miryam
General Sister Mary Catharine

I have sportingly agreed to join the team. But enough of that, if you know your gardens are being attacked by beautiful creatures that God created known as the rabbit aka: Bunny, then it is time for you take a course of action, so gather up your materials Cadet and lets get the show on the road.

In my home state while the bunnies are being bombarded by dandelion and cotton seeds, I've taken to much deliberation with my Commanding Officer General Sister Judith Miryam, after hearing her arguments of the bunnies eating their gardens (except for the Lettuce field), I took to my arguments, and found that my Commanding Officer's suggestion was the better course of action to take to immediately.

After much conclusion of the wildlife Army Troops, I took the suggestion after hearing it being a success in the lab (garden) and into a Top Secret File it went and now today for the sake of Garden States in America, the secret will be revealed, and I would like to give full credit out to my Commanding Officer General Sister Judith Miryam for the course of action, ladies and gentleman the SECRET TO GARDEN STATES IN AMERICA: HOT PEPPER WAX!

Warning: If you have any problems after taking to the Hot Pepper Wax it may be because your bunny likes his plants hot and spicey: This special Military will take to it directly for another plan if HOT PEPPER WAX does not work.

All credit for this fabulous Idea goes to Sister Judith Miryam! May God love you!

Extreme love and extreme prayers!
In honor of Saint Dominic
(Captain) Amanda Therese